Portland SubGenius Devival!
We’ve all been instructed to keep Portland weird, beered, queered, etc. - but is Portland sufficiently mutated? The Church of the SubGenius says HELL NO! The entire Pacific Northwest is crammed to the gills with smarmy scenesters, inert activists, derivative artists, hypocritical hippies, and crypto-Pinks of all stripes – but few true mutants! The rate of REAL MUTATION amongst the region’s inhabitants is disturbingly low. However, J.R. “Bob” Dobbs has proclaimed that there is one place in the PNW worth saving – Portland, Oregon!
On October 10, 2009, a Cyclone of Slack will slam into Portland bringing true SubGenius mutation back to Stumptown for the first time in a decade!
Cast aside your false profiteers and your hipster biscuits, and bask in the Yetisyn glow of true Dobbsian mutation! Experience the gene-twisting joy of a SubGenius Devival in all of its mutated glory!
See the psychedelic sights not meant for mere Normals!
Hear the hindbrain-boggling ranting of SubGenius Doktors directly channeling the Elder Gods!
Smell the third-nostril opening aromas of full-bore Yetis in heat!
Feel the tidal wave of the TRUE SLACK that we were all meant to experience
when the CYCLONE OF SLACK hits Portland!
Featuring:
REV. IVAN STANG!
DR. HOWLAND OWL!
PRINCESS WEI R. DOE!
REV. DR. ONAN CANOBITE!
THE DUKE OF UKE!
REV. CRAWFORD!
With the Musical Stylings of:
POWER CIRCUS!
NEQUAQUAM VACUUM!
CULT OF ZIR!
And:
an utter lack of NENSLO!
Follow link at top for more info & advance tickets!
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Black Sun Gazette: Portland SubGenius Devival!
The founder of the Church of the SubGenius, The Right Honorable Rev. Dr. Ivan Stang will be in the house, as will over SubGenius luminaries Dr. Howland Owl, The Duke of Uke, and Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite. The Church will invade Portland, OR to make it more friendly to mutants and other allies of high weirdness. Remember- The Church of the SubGenius founders are all old farts now. This may be the last time you see them outside of a grave. If you miss this, go get a job at a bank or something.
Did I mention that it’s esoZone weekend? Seriously. Don’t embarrass yourself. Get a ticket now (CHEAP!) and take in the whole experience of awesome.
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